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Your standard of living improves when you go camping.
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Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens.
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You have jacked up your home to look for a dog.
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You have a relative living in your garage.
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Your neighbor has ever asked to borrow a quart of beer.
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There is a belch on your answering machine greeting.
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You have rebuilt a carburetor while sitting on the commode.
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None of the tires on your van are the same size.
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You hold the hood of your car with your head while you work on it.
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Your idea of getting lucky is passing the emissions test.
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Your town put the new garbage truck in the Christmas parade.
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Your local beauty salon also fixes cars.
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Your doghouse and your living room have the same shag carpet.
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You've ever slow danced in the Waffle House.
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Starting your car involves popping the hood.
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Your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays.
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You whistle at women in church.
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You actually wear shoes your dog brought home.
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You've been in a fistfight at a yard sale.
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You carry a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach the kids in the backseat.