Top 10 Ways to Get Her to Dump You!

 
 Too chicken to dump your gal? Askmen.com gives guys some pointers on how to get her to break  up with you.
  1. Hang with her girl friends -- Because most women are competitive when it comes to men, start spending more time with them and compliment her friends in ways you never complimented her.
  2. Let yourself go -- Stop caring about your appearance for a while -- Don't shave, and burp and fart like she's not around.
  3. Be a bad date -- Stop taking her out and hang with your friend instead. Don't spend money on her. When your lady sees that she's no longer worth your time and income, she'll get the idea pretty quick.
  4. Become what women "want" -- Smother her by becoming the "nice guy." Call her every 20 minutes and tell her that you love her 10 times a day. She'll likely get sick of all of the attention and mushy behavior.
  5. Bring out the kink -- Be entirely selfish in bed. Don't wait for her to climax, or suggest a threesome with another girl.
  6. Pick stupid fights -- Find trivial things that she does and complain about them. Start arguments over nothing and tell her she's wrong about everything.
  7. Start the "talk" -- Say things like, "I'm not sure where this relationship is going," or "I've been thinking about our mutual pursuit of happiness." She'll get sick of it eventually. Tell her you need a break or that you think you should see other people. She might want to close the deal herself.
  8. Compare her to your mother -- Be a mama's boy. It's a foolproof turn-off. That said, talk about your mother all the time. You can even compare your girlfriend to your mother, saying, "That's not what my mom would do."
  9. Utter the f-word - Tell her she's fat. Say things like, "You've gained quite a few pounds, huh?" or "Have we been snacking between meals a bit?"
  10. Cheat on her -- Get it on with a woman and make sure your girl finds out -- or let your girlfriend comes home to catch you in the act.