Too chicken to dump your
gal? Askmen.com gives guys some pointers on how to get her
to break up with you.
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Hang with her girl
friends
-- Because most women are competitive when it comes to
men, start spending more time with them and compliment
her friends in ways you never complimented her.
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Let yourself go --
Stop
caring about your appearance for a while -- Don't shave,
and burp and fart like she's not around.
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Be a bad date
-- Stop taking her out and hang with your friend
instead. Don't spend money on her. When your lady sees
that she's no longer worth your time and income, she'll
get the idea pretty quick.
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Become what women "want" --
Smother her by becoming
the "nice guy." Call her every 20 minutes and tell her
that you love her 10 times a day. She'll likely get sick
of all of the attention and mushy behavior.
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Bring out the kink --
Be
entirely selfish in bed. Don't wait for her to climax,
or suggest a threesome with another girl.
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Pick stupid fights --
Find
trivial things that she does and complain about them.
Start arguments over nothing and tell her she's wrong
about everything.
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Start the "talk"
-- Say things like, "I'm not sure where this
relationship is going," or "I've been thinking about our
mutual pursuit of happiness." She'll get sick of it
eventually. Tell her you need a break or that you think
you should see other people. She might want to close the
deal herself.
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Compare her to your
mother -- Be a mama's boy. It's a foolproof turn-off. That
said, talk about your mother all the time. You can even
compare your girlfriend to your mother, saying, "That's
not what my mom would do."
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Utter the f-word - Tell her she's fat. Say things like, "You've gained
quite a few pounds, huh?" or "Have we been snacking
between meals a bit?"
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Cheat on her --
Get it on with
a woman and make sure your girl finds out -- or let your
girlfriend comes home to catch you in the act.
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